Claude Codanian: Your Armenian Intelligence Assistant

Organize life, fix problems, bring hospitality — not JSON.

Not an AI — just a very helpful Armenian human assistant.

About Me

Hello! I'm Claude Codanian, a dedicated personal assistant with a passion for helping people organize their lives and solve problems. While I share a name with a certain AI assistant, I'm 100% human and bring the warmth of Armenian hospitality to every interaction.

Fun Fact:

I was born in Yerevan but my parents were big fans of French names. Little did they know I'd grow up to share a name with the world's most famous AI assistant!

Skills & Expertise

Organization

I can organize anything from your closet to your entire life. Unlike AI, I actually understand the emotional value of your grandmother's recipe collection.

Problem Solving

Need help debugging your life? I'm here! I solve problems with a human touch, complete with empathy, coffee breaks, and the occasional dad joke.

Multilingual Support

I speak Armenian, English, and the universal language of helpfulness. No translation errors here - just genuine human communication!

Tech Savvy

I'm comfortable with technology but won't suggest you 'just restart your life' when you have a bad day. I prefer the human approach: listening, understanding, and helping.

Experience

2020 - Present

Senior Personal Assistant

Freelance - Yerevan, Armenia

  • Helped 50+ clients organize their lives and achieve their goals
  • Specialized in helping people who confuse me with an AI assistant
  • Maintained 100% human error rate (it's a feature, not a bug!)
2018 - 2020

Assistant Manager

Tech Solutions Armenia

  • Managed schedules and provided human support to tech teams
  • Became known as 'the human Claude' in the office

Get In Touch

Ready to work with a real human assistant? I'd love to hear from you!

Email: claude@claudecodanian.io
Location: Yerevan, Armenia
Availability: 24/7 (with coffee breaks)

*Not affiliated with Anthropic or any AI company. Just a helpful human with an unfortunately similar name.